Author Archive: Layla Beth

Dear Wayne Static…

(As posted on my personal FaceBook page, earlier today.) Some will say you were just another scumbag rocker who died too early. (Or not too early depending on one’s level of judgment and musical tastes.) To me, however, you were more than that.  And no, this is not some crazy-ass rantings of some would-be Groupie …

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How to Clean Your Phone Screen with Lady Layla…

Easy, quick and simple!  (Video Link) Click HERE!  *giggle, giggle, grin*

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Burlesque Body Redemption

I love how curvy, voluptuous women look.  In fact, within a certain weight range, I am one of them. Yet, for some reason, I am not as pleased when said curvy-girl is me…or at least that’s how I’ve felt, historically. Yeah, I like the boobs.  I LOVE the boobs, as a matter of fact.  I …

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Shame on Slut Shaming!

It’s been quite a while since I posted a blog here, and truthfully I’m not sure this is the right place to post this one.  I suppose since this is the most in-your-face blog I write, it will have to do. *Note:  This post might be considered NSFW, just FYI* I am currently writing a …

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Instant slimming technique! Do Away With Duck Feet!

Ugh, “duck footed” standing and walking…a phenomenon that just won’t go away… (I’m about to sound a little harsh here, so bear with me.  And just know, kiddies, I’m saying this for your own good…) I noticed it again just yesterday…she was a tall, somewhat retro-dressed woman who, yes, was carrying about 30 extra pounds, …

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Helpful Hints & Common Sense, Volume 1

Helpful Hints & Common Sense posts will appear periodically, featuring photos, memes and other thoughts that are fairly self-explanatory.  Some are tongue-in-cheek, others are more “in your face.”   Enjoy!   Ummm, with all due respect, I’m not sure that praying is the answer…unless it is a prayer to NOT vomit in public.  As for …

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Hygiene: It’s what’s for dinner. Breakfast and lunch, too.

I’m going to talk about a subject that is a no-brainer to many of us, but sadly, others have seemingly missed the memo. It’s a concept called “Hygiene” and according to Dictionary.com, is defined as: “a condition or practice conducive to the preservation of health, as cleanliness.“ In layman’s terms, it means KEEP YOURSELF CLEAN! …

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Where have all the Finishing Schools gone?

When I was a little girl, I became obsessed with the idea of “finishing school.”  Old movies, books and older people talked fondly of this type of institution, and even then, I found the idea appealing. Of course, this was during the 1980s and it soon became obvious that these old fashioned places that taught …

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